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LETTER158

CHARLESLAMBTOTHOMASMANNING

5thDec.,1806.

TuthillisatCrabtreeswhohasmarriedTuthillssister.

Manning,yourletterdatedHottentots,Augustthewhat-was-it?cametohand.Icanscarcehopethatminewillhavethesameluck.China—Canton—blessus—howitstrainstheimaginationandmakesitache!Iwriteunderanotheruncertainty,whetheritcangoto-morrowbyashipwhichIhavejustlearnedisgoingoffdirecttoyourpartoftheworld,orwhetherthedespatchesmaynotbesealedupandthishavetowait,forifitisdetainedhere,itwillgrowstalerinafortnightthaninafivemonthsvoyageingtoyou.Itwillbeapointofconsciencetosendyounonebutbrand-newnews(thelatestedition),whichwillbutgrowthebetter,likeoranges,foraseavoyage.Oh,thatyoushouldbesomanyhemispheresoff—ifIspeakincorrectlyyoucancorrectme—why,thesimplestdeathormarriagethattakesplaceheremustbeimportanttoyouasnewsintheoldBastile.TheresyourfriendTuthillhasgotawayfromFrance—yourememberFrance?andTuthill?—ten-to-onebuthewritesbythispost,ifhedontgetmynoteintime,apprisinghimofthevesselsailing.KnowthenthathehasfoundmeanstoobtainleavefromBonapartewithoutmakinguseofanyincredibleromanticpretencesassomehavedone,whonevermeanttofulfilthem,toehome;andIhaveseenhimhereandatHolcrofts.Ihavelikewiseseenhiswife,thiselegantlittleFrenchwomanwhosehairreachestoherheels—bythesametokenthatTom(TommyH.)tooktheboutofherhead,notexpectingtheissue,anditfelldowntothegroundtohisutterconsternation,twoellslong.AntyougladaboutTuthill?NowthenbesorryforHolcroft,whosenewplay,called"TheVindictiveMan,"wasdamnedaboutafortnightsince.Itdiedinpartofitsownweakness,andinpartforbeingchokedupwithbadactors.ThetwoprincipalpartsweredestinedtoMrs.JordanandMr.Bannister,butMrs.J.hasnotetotermswiththemanagers,theyhavehadsomesquabble,andBannistershotsomeofhisfingersoffbythegoingoffofagun.SoMissDuncanhadherpart,andMr.deCamp,avulgarbrotherofMissDeCamp,tookhis.Heisafellowwiththemakeofajockey,andtheairofalamplighter.Hispart,theprincipalichopeoftheplay,wasmostunluckilyGoldfinch,takenoutofthe"RoadtoRuin,"notonlythesamecharacter,buttheidenticalGoldfinch—thesameasFalstaffisintwoplaysofShakspeare.Asthedevilofill-luckwouldhaveit,halftheaudiencedidnotknowthatH.hadwrittenit,butweredispleasedathisstealingfromthe"RoadtoRuin;"andthosewhomighthaveborneagentlemanlycoxbwithhis"Thatsyoursort,""Goit"—suchasLewisis—didnotrelishtheintolerablevulgarityandinanityoftheideastriptofhismanner.DeCampwashooted,morethanhist,hootedandbellowedoffthestagebeforethesecondactwasfinished,sothattheremainderofhispartwasforcedtobe,withsomeviolencetotheplay,omitted.Inadditiontothis,awhorewasanotherprincipalcharacter—amostunfortunatechoiceinthismoralday.Theaudiencewereasscandalisedasifyouweretointroducesuchapersonagetotheirprivatetea-tables.Besides,heractionintheplaywasgross—wheedlinganoldmanintomarriage.Butthemortalblunderoftheplaywasthatwhich,oddlyenough,H.tookpridein,andexultinglytoldmeofthenightbeforeitcameout,thattherewerenolessthanelevenprincipalcharactersinit,andIbelievehemeantofthemenonly,fortheplay-billexprestasmuch,notreckoningonewomanandonewhore;andtrueitwas,forMr.Powell,Mr.Raymond,Mr.Bartlett,Mr.H.Siddons,Mr.Barrymore,&c.&c.

,—tothenumberofeleven,hadallpartsequallyprominent,andtherewasasmuchoftheminquantityandrankasoftheheroandheroine—andmostofthemgentlemenwhoseldomappearbutastheherosfriendinafarce—foraminuteortwo—andheretheyallhadtheirten-minutespeeches,andoneofthemgavetheaudienceaseriousaccounthowhewasnowalawyerbuthadbeenapoet,andthenalongenumerationoftheinconveniencesofauthorship,rascallybooksellers,reviewers,&c.;whichfirstsettheaudiencea-gaping;butIhavesaidenough.Youwillbesosorry,thatyouwillnotthinkthebestofmeformydetail;butnewsisnewsatCanton.PoorH.Ifearwillfeelthedisappointmentveryseriouslyinapecuniarylight.FromwhatIcanlearnhehassavednothing.YouandIwerehopingonedaythathehad;butIfearhehasnothingbuthispicturesandbooks,andanoveryflourishingbusiness,andtobeobligedtopartwithhislong-neckedGuidothathangsoppositeasyouenter,andthegame-piecethathangsinthebackdrawing-room,andallthoseVandykes,&c.!Godshouldtemperthewindtotheshornconnoisseur.IhopeIneednotsaytoyou,thatIfeelfortheweather-beatenauthorandforallhishousehold.IassureyouhisfatehassouredagooddealthepleasureIshouldhaveotherwisetakeninmyownlittlefarcebeingaccepted,andIhopeabouttobeacted—itisinrehearsalactually,andIexpectittoeoutnextweek.Itiskeptasortofsecret,andtherehearsalshavegoneonprivately,lestbymanyfolksknowingit,thestoryshouldeout,whichwouldinfalliblydamnit.YourememberIhadsentitbeforeyouwent.Wroughtonreadit,andwasmuchpleasedwithit.Ispeedilygotananswer.Itookittomakealterations,andlazilykeptitsomemonths,thentookcourageandfurbisheditupinadayortwoandtookit.InlessthanafortnightIheardtheprincipalpartwasgiventoElliston,wholikedit,andonlywantedaprologue,whichIhavesincedoneandsent;andIhadanotethedaybeforeyesterdayfromthemanager,Wroughton(blesshisfatface—heisnotabadactorinsomethings),tosaythatIshouldbesummonedtotherehearsalafterthenext,whichnextwastobeyesterday.Ihadnoideaitwassoforward.Ihavehadnotrouble,attendednoreadingorrehearsal,madenointerest;whatacontrasttotheusualparadeofauthors!Butitispeculiartomodestytodoallthingswithoutnoiseorpomp!IhavesomesuspicionitwillappearinpubliconWednesdaynext,forW.saysinhisnote,itissoforwardthatifwanteditmayeoutnextweek,andanewmelo-dramaisannouncedforeverydaytillthen:and"anewfarceisinrehearsal,"isputupinthebills.Nowyoudliketoknowthesubject.Thetitleis"Mr.H.,"nomore;howsimple,howtaking!AgreatH.sprawlingovertheplay-billandattractingeyesateverycorner.ThestoryisacoxbappearingatBath,vastlyrich—alltheladiesdyingforhim—allburstingtoknowwhoheis—buthegoesbynoothernamethanMr.H.—acuriositylikethatofthedamesofStrasburgaboutthemanwiththegreatnose.ButIwonttellyouanymoreaboutit.Yes,Iwill;butIcantgiveyouanideahowIhavedoneit.Illjusttellyouthataftermuchvehementadmiration,whenhistruenameesout,"Hogsflesh,"allthewomenshunhim,avoidhim,andnotonecanbefoundtochangetheirnameforhim—thatstheidea—howflatitishere!—buthowwhimsicalinthefarce!andonlythinkhowharduponmeitisthattheshipisdespatchedto-morrow,andmytriumphcannotbeascertainedtilltheWednesdayafter—butallChinawillringofitbyandby.N.B.(Butthisisasecret).TheProfessorhasgotatragedyingoutwiththeyoungRosciusinitinJanuarynext,aswesay—Januarylastitwillbewithyou—andthoughitisaprofoundsecretnow,asallhisaffairsare,itcannotbemuchofonebythetimeyoureadthis.

However,dontletitgoanyfurther.IunderstandtherearedramaticexhibitionsinChina.Onewouldnotliketobeforestalled.DoyoufindinallthisstuffIhavewrittenanythinglikethosefeelingswhichoneshouldsendmyoldadventuringfriend,thatisgonetowanderamongTartarsandmaynevereagain?Idont—butyourgoingaway,andallaboutyou,isathreadbaretopic.Ihavewornitoutwiththinking—ithasetomewhenIhavebeendullwithanything,tillmysadnesshasseemedmoretohaveefromitthantohaveintroducedit.Iwantyou,youdontknowhowmuch—butifIhadyouhereinmyEuropeangarret,weshouldbuttalkoversuchstuffasIhavewritten—so—.Those"TalesfromShakespear"arenearingout,andMaryhasbegunanewwork.Mr.Daweisturnedauthor:hehasbeeninsuchawaylately—Dawethepainter,Imean—hesitsandstandsaboutatHolcroftsandsaysnothing—thensighsandleanshisheadonhishand.Itookhimtobeinlove—butitseemshewasonlymeditatingawork,—"TheLifeofMorland,"—theyoungmanisnotusedtoposition.RickmanandCaptainBurneyarewell;theyassembleatmyhouseprettyregularlyofaWednesday—anewinstitution.LikeothergreatmenIhaveapublicday,cribbageandpipes,withPhillipsandnoisyMartin.

GoodHeaven!whatabitonlyIvegotleft!HowshallIsqueezeallIknowintothismorsel!Coleridgeisehome,andisgoingtoturnlecturerontasteattheRoyalInstitution.Ishallget£200fromthetheatreif"Mr.H."hasagoodrun,andIhope£100forthecopyright.Nothingifitfails;andthereneverwasamoreticklishthing.Thewholedependsonthemannerinwhichthenameisbroughtout,whichIvaluemyselfon,asachef-doeuvre.Howthepapergrowslessandless!InlessthantwominutesIshallceasetotalktoyou,andyoumayravetotheGreatWallofChina.N.B.Istheresuchawall!IsitasbigasOldLondonWallbyBedlam?Haveyoumetwithafriendofmine,namedBall,atCanton?—ifyouareacquainted,remembermekindlytohiAmongstmanyqueercattleIhaveanddomeetwithattheIndiaHo.Ialwayslikedhisbehaviour.TellhimhisfriendEvans&c.arewell.Woodruffnotdeadyet.May-be,youllthinkIhavenotsaidenoughofTuthillandtheHolcrofts.Tuthillisanoblefellow,asfarasIcanjudge.TheHolcroftsbeartheirdisappointmentprettywell,butindeedtheyaresadlymortified.Mrs.H.iscastdown.Itwaswell,ifitwerebutonthisaccount,thatTuthillisehome.N.B.Ifmylittlethingdontsucceed,Ishalleasilysurvive,having,asitwere,paredtoH.sventure,butasixteenthinthelottery.MaryandIaretositnexttheorchestrainthepit,nextthetweedledees.Sheremembersyou.Youaremoretousthanfivehundredfarces,clappings,&c.

Comebackoneday.C.LAMB.

[TheletterisaddressedtoT.Manning,Esq.,Canton.AttheendLambadds:—

"Holcrofthasjustwrittomeasfollows:—

"DEARSIR,MissL.hasinformedusyouarewritingtoManning.WillyoubekindenoughtoinformhimdirectlyfrommethatIandmyfamilyaremosttrulyanxiousforhissafety;thatifprayingcouldbringdownblessingsonhimweshouldpraymorningnoonandnight;thathisandourgoodfriendstheTuthillsareoncemorehappilysafeinEngland,andthatIearnestlyentreatnotonlyasingleletterbutacorrespondencewithhimwheneverthething[is]practicable,withsuchanaddressasmaymakelettersfrommelikelytofindhiInshort,dearsir,ifyouwillbekindenoughtospeakofmetoManning,youcannotspeakwithgreaterfriendshipandrespectthanIfeel.

"Yourswithtruefriendshipandkindness."

InthebeginningofthisletterweseethefirstgermofanideaafterwardsdevelopedinthelettertoBarrenFieldofAugust31,1817,andagain,morefully,intheEliaessay"DistantCorrespondents."

Tuthill,afterwardsSirGeorgeLemanTuthill(1772-1835),wasthephysicianwho,onavisittoParis,wasincludedamongtheEnglishdétenusandheldacaptiveforseveralyears.HewasreleasedonlyafterhiswifehadmadeapersonalappealtoNapoleononhisreturnfromhunting.Thewords"incredibleromanticpretences"referchaffinglytoManningsapplicationtoNapoleonforlibertytoreturntoEnglandtwoorthreeyearspreviously.Holcrofts"VindictiveMan"wasproducedatDruryLaneonNovember20,1806.Itwasapletefailure.His"RoadtoRuin,"producedin1792atCoventGarden,with"Gentleman"LewisasGoldfinch,hadbeenagreatsuccessandisstilloccasionallyplayed.Holcroftwasalsoaveryvoluminousauthorandtranslator,andthepartnerofhisbrother-in-law,Mercier,inaprintingbusiness,which,however,wasunprofitable.TommywasHolcroftsson.

"ThedamesofStrasburg"—inTristramShandy,Vol.IV.

"TheProfessorhasatragedy."Thiswas"Faulkener,"forwhichLambwrotetheprologue.OwingtothecapriciousnessofMasterBetty,theYoungRoscius,itwasnotproduceduntilDecember16,1807,andthenwithEllistonintheprincipalpart.Itwasonlypartiallysuccessful,aresultforwhichGodwinblamedHolcroft,whohadrevisedtheplay.

MaryLambsnewworkwasMrs.LeicestersSchool.

"Mr.Daweisturnedauthor."TheLifeofGeorgeMorland,byGeorgeDawe,waspublishedin1807.

ColeridgesintendedseriesoflecturesonTastewasabandoned.HedidnotactuallydeliveranyuntilJanuary12,1808.]

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